A man and his friends decided to drive down to Las Vegas for the weekend to celebrate a recent engagement. One man was down on his luck and with his last few dollars bet on roulette. He ended up bringing home well over $50k and afraid his friends would try to mooch off of him, drove home alone and hid the money in the doghouse out back.
The next day the man went outside to walk the dog and saw there was a hole dug in the doghouse and footsteps of dirt which led to a neighbor’s house up the road. This neighbor was deaf so the man ran over to a friend, still hungover from their trip, and explained the situation. The friend spoke sign language so the two went over to the neighbor’s house to demand the money.
The two threw the door open, grabbed the man out of bed. The man told his friend to tell the deaf neighbor that if he didn’t give him his money back, he would shoot him immediately. The friend relayed this message, to which the deaf man stated, “OK OK, the money is in the safe behind the painting in the next room, please take it, I am sorry.”
The translator turns to his friend and says, “he’s not gonna tell us where it is and says he’d rather die.”
